Everyone Gets Eaten by Sharks: A Cautionary Tale

FACT: Most people, if not everyone, will eventually be eaten by sharks. But you can postpone the inevitable (and get a great deal on a timeshare!) by joining Adventure Dan on a tour through shark-infested scenarios to avoid, such as kayaking with meat paddles, night-swimming after prom, or genetically engineering sharks for science. Because three things in life are certain: taxes, death, and specifically death by shark. A delightfully madcap comedy you're sure to devour . . . unless it devours you first.
Performance Schedule:
Friday, May 5 at 7:00 PM
Saturday, May 6 at 2:00 PM
Tickets are $5 dollars for students/NDA staff/seniors 65+.  General admission tickets are $10 person.  Tickets may be purchased online or at the door.
There is no reserved seating.